{"title":"Poetry for Neanderthals","description":"Speak good or get hit with stick! This hilarious word-guessing game challenges players to explain complex ideas using only one-syllable words. Perfect for family game nights, parties, or anytime fun. Includes inflatable caveman club for gentle bonking when rules are broken. Unleash your inner caveman vocabulary today!","products":[{"product_id":"poetry-for-neanderthals","title":"Poetry for Neanderthals Card Game","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"subtitle product-page__description\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eU MUST SPEAK IN SINGLE SYLLABLES OR GET HIT WITH STICK.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003ePoetry for Neanderthals is a family-friendly party game where players earn points by getting their teammates to guess words and phrases\u003c\/span\u003e. The catch is that they can only use single syllable words to give clues. 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Buy this pack for much more fun. More Cards Box 1 adds 2,000 new words and phrases to Poetry for Neanderthals. Plus, it also includes 20 blank cards so you can personalize your game. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cul data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"ExplodingKittens","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39682781708427,"sku":"POET-1EXP-4","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0345\/9180\/1483\/products\/PFN-1EXP_PDPContent_DTC_1400x1400FOB.png?v=1678407144"},{"product_id":"poetry-for-neanderthals-nsfw-edition","title":"Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW Edition","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCONTAINS EXPLICIT CONTENT. 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